I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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