I heard we made out
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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