last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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