So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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