Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw a hot homeless man
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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