Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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