grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
