sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
