New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
