I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
