You're completely useless in the revolution.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He shit in the fireplace
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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