Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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