I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
