VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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