my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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