We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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