Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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