dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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