Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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