I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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