New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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