Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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