So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
