My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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