I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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