Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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