So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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