i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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