I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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