I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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