I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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