Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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