It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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