awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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