How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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