I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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