we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Bring me that man meat
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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