my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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