question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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