I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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