And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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