Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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