so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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