I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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