The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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