Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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