have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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