ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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