I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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