i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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