she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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