as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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