Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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