fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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